Bo Fo' Sho'

	Duration: 03:13 minutes Upload Time: 07-09-24 20:16:03 User: boburnham :::: Favorites :::: Top Videos of Day
Description: beat and lyrics by bo burnham walkin my poodles, man it never gets old with my dogs on my leash i got bitches on the hold, a first aids kit? thats a rhesus monkey, i bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie! get more ass than a giant donkey stable, got more lines than whitney houston's coffee table, i get more head than grammar school lice, i'm like a walkin glacier i'm so decked out with ice. Did you poop a virgin? cause that shit is tight. jack ain't black, barry ain't white. i do drugs in the bedroom, lie on ur back cause i got the pipe and you got the crack. though i'm sexually straight, your bound to find, i'm mentally gay, cause i'll blow your mind. the parents be snickerin "he shouldnt have written it" but i'm constipated, couldnt give a shit. chorus: My name is bo fo sho, a born bostonian, aryan librarian at the WORDsmithsonian the rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity, i gave it this little part to give it continuity. the fellas say hey moron pass the gin cause i'm an OXYmoron breathing OXYgen give me the bottle, i'll chug two thirds cause you bitches know fractions speak louder than words and the ladies say hey fellas i'm keepin it tight and if you play ur cards right you can have me tonight should i blow you or beat you, brass or percussion? oh stop, PERIOD end of discussion chorus... walking through the garden with food at my feet, picked up the celery but dropped the beat (beet). we're in the hood ill take what you give me was einstein's theory good...relatively a smart queen's kingdumb, it doesnt mix a litter of literates, a bunch of moby dicks "get thee to a punnery" o-just to-pheelia take you with a condomn "stainless-steal" ya. half a pound of turkey breast, half a pound of chicken tits, why are only crackers staying at the Ritz? poverty, racism, isn't it strange, that only the homeless are beggin for change? i shocked Sherlock What, son? (watson) (watt, son?) Rosa Parks didnt call "shotgun"! here's a bit of irony a Ford Focus driver has ADD How'd i come to master all these things? like a tampon theif, i had to pull some strings.
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tekneek03 ::: Favorites haha great as always bo 07-09-28 03:36:03 __________________________________________________
rossdefal22 ::: Favorites dude, theres a new one for 50 pence, lol ur more like a $10 in comparecent. keep up the gd work, and HURRY up im brd. 07-09-28 03:21:08 __________________________________________________
DARKNESS51986 ::: Favorites lol 07-09-28 03:03:48 __________________________________________________
tiffcriswell ::: Favorites You're a funny kid. 07-09-28 02:48:09 __________________________________________________
flrt311 ::: Favorites THIS IS THE BEST 07-09-28 00:43:49 __________________________________________________
spoinkchick93 ::: Favorites Not my favorite of your songs, but it was still funny. And kinda gay. (Gather 'round kids! It's time for bach's beat of the daaaaay!) XDXDXD 07-09-28 00:09:31 __________________________________________________
comedyqueens ::: Favorites nice shakespear reference by the way "punnery" lol 07-09-27 23:53:41 __________________________________________________
SenoritaPebbles ::: Favorites you are amazing =) 07-09-27 23:07:06 __________________________________________________
MimesAreAnnoying ::: Favorites Ah, the self-depricating humor, I just can't get enough of it. 07-09-27 23:03:43 __________________________________________________
comedyqueens ::: Favorites lol how long did this yake to think up ? 07-09-27 23:03:05 __________________________________________________